Rocky took the chairlift (putting raisins on rice)

Tuesday marked the third consecutive day of US airstrikes in Iran after the country said that it would charge tolls for ships to pass through the strait of Hormuz. Meanwhile, Trump has announced his own plans to charge a 20% toll on cargo shipped that passes through the strait. How did we end up like this? We’re a global superpower and we’re haggling over tolls with the Iranians. We’re not going to beat the Iranians at haggling – they invented it, and putting raisins on rice. —Michael Kosta 

Donald Trump had a lackluster reaction while greeting IndyCar racing drivers at the White House. Maybe it didn’t have that Eye of the Tiger energy. This would be like, if instead of running up the steps of the museum, Rocky took the chairlift. —Michael Kosta

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Philadelphia Flyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s the most he’s ever hated someone he wasn’t married to (Golf Clubber Lang)

We are all looking forward to Joe Biden and Donald Trump’s presidential debate next week in Atlanta. Biden and his team have secluded at Camp David ahead of the matchup, where he’s preparing for this bout like Rocky Balboa getting ready for Golf Clubber Lang. And Trump is hard at work right now deciding whether to go with the scented Aquanet or unscented. —Jimmy Kimmel

Despite skipping every other debate in this election, Trump reportedly can’t wait to attack Biden. It’s the most he’s ever hated someone he wasn’t married to. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”