4 out of 5 citizens love democracy (a drag version of Ronald McDonald)

More than 5,000 people attended a democratic fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall featuring big name celebrities like Barack Obama, Steven Colbert and Lizzo, as well as lesser known celebrities like President Joe Biden. —Michael Che

President Biden said on Friday that he would visit the site of the Baltimore Bridge collapse, because like that bridge, Biden is no longer connecting with black communities. —Michael Che

NBC News cut ties with Ronna McDaniel after many network hosts protested her hiring. I’m actually very disappointed because I thought Ronna McDaniel was a drag version of Ronald McDonald. —Michael Che

The Oscar winning movie Oppenheimer finally premiered yesterday in Japan — without warning. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Or as Trump calls it, “A naked dollar sign.”

Trump ran into a little trouble before a speech in Knoxville. Someone noticed that the sign in front of Trump's podium actually misspelled the word “Tennessee” and only had one “S.” Or as Trump calls it, “A naked dollar sign.” –Jimmy Fallon

Adele performed a free concert last night at Radio City Music Hall. Fans who missed it were sad, while fans who saw it were inconsolable. –Seth Meyers

A 50-year-old Washington man is facing assault charges after his neighbor says he swung a Klingon sword at him during an argument about trash. Man, if there was any time you’d think two neighbors would get along, it’s when they both know what a Klingon sword looks like. –Seth Meyers