Joe Biden just picked up an endorsement from the governor of Michigan. It makes sense that she would endorse Biden, because the state of Michigan kind of looks like a hand trying to touch a lady’s hair. —Colin Jost
I cannot be more excited for the Biden/Trump debates. They’re going to be the first debates sponsored by a Jamaican nurse. As well as the only debates to air on the Turner Classic Movie Channel. —Colin Jost
The producers of the upcoming James Bond movie No Time To Die announced that because of the coronavirus outbreak they are pushing the movie’s release date from April to November. Though I think they should still release the movie in April and just take out the No. —Colin Jost
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