Joe Biden just picked up an endorsement from the governor of Michigan. It makes sense that she would endorse Biden, because the state of Michigan kind of looks like a hand trying to touch a lady’s hair. —Colin Jost
I cannot be more excited for the Biden/Trump debates. They’re going to be the first debates sponsored by a Jamaican nurse. As well as the only debates to air on the Turner Classic Movie Channel. —Colin Jost
The producers of the upcoming James Bond movie No Time To Die announced that because of the coronavirus outbreak they are pushing the movie’s release date from April to November. Though I think they should still release the movie in April and just take out the No. —Colin Jost
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Do you realize there's a 12 word phrase you can say to your crush... that will trigger intense feelings of love and instinctual attraction to you deep within his heart?
ReplyDeleteBecause deep inside these 12 words is a "secret signal" that fuels a man's impulse to love, admire and protect you with his entire heart...
===> 12 Words Will Fuel A Man's Desire Instinct
This impulse is so built-in to a man's brain that it will make him work harder than ever before to make your relationship the best part of both of your lives.
Matter-of-fact, triggering this influential impulse is absolutely mandatory to achieving the best possible relationship with your man that the instance you send your man one of these "Secret Signals"...
...You'll instantly notice him expose his mind and soul to you in a way he haven't experienced before and he'll identify you as the only woman in the galaxy who has ever truly tempted him.