So, if you're buying your meals at Walgreens, I have even more bad news (OK, cut him down)

Tonight was the first Republican primary debate. If you missed it, just imagine your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner, and then multiply by 10. –Seth Meyers

Despite no longer working for Donald Trump, former campaign strategist Roger Stone said today that he still fully supports his former boss. At which point, Trump said, “OK, cut him down.” –Seth Meyers

The USDA has issued a health alert over pre-made salads and wraps sold at Walgreens due to concerns they may be contaminated with an intestinal parasite. So, if you're buying your meals at Walgreens, I have even more bad news. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s going to be creepy when Alexa’s like, ‘You’re beautiful when you sleep.’ (Masters of War)

July 2021

“In other news, Fox News Media plans to launch a 24-hour weather channel later this year. Finally, branching out into something where it’s acceptable to be wrong half the time.” —Seth Meyers

“There are stories leaking out on Rudy Giuliani’s drunken appearance at the White House election party in November 2020, in which he told Trump’s team to ‘just say you won’. And if that didn’t work, Rudy’s other plan was for Trump to legally change his name to Joe Biden.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The Federal Communications Commission’s approved of Amazon devices that remotely monitor your sleep with radar. Right now, Amazon’s like, ‘Yeah … now we’ll start watching you sleep.’ It’s going to be creepy when Alexa’s like, ‘You’re beautiful when you sleep.’ —Jimmy Fallon

“If you think this is strange, just before you nod off, a hologram of Jeff Bezos kisses you goodnight in the foyer.” —Jimmy Fallon

“OK, so, he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, and he delivers gifts … uh, Mom, Dad, you can just tell me – is Jeff Bezos Santa Claus?” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He drove out of Florida with a live gator strapped to the roof of his car (Masters of War)

December 2012

“At a rally at the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas, Donald Trump endorsed Newt Gingrich by endorsing Mitt Romney.” –Seth Meyers

“Romney won the Florida primary with 47 percent of the vote. Or as it’s known in Florida schools, a B minus.” –Seth Meyers

“Sad news for Mitt Romney. He drove out of Florida with a live gator strapped to the roof of his car.” –David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”