“In other news, Fox News Media plans to launch a 24-hour weather channel later this year. Finally, branching out into something where it’s acceptable to be wrong half the time.” —Seth Meyers
“There are stories leaking out on Rudy Giuliani’s drunken appearance at the White House election party in November 2020, in which he told Trump’s team to ‘just say you won’. And if that didn’t work, Rudy’s other plan was for Trump to legally change his name to Joe Biden.” —Jimmy Fallon
“The Federal Communications Commission’s approved of Amazon devices that remotely monitor your sleep with radar. Right now, Amazon’s like, ‘Yeah … now we’ll start watching you sleep.’ It’s going to be creepy when Alexa’s like, ‘You’re beautiful when you sleep.’ —Jimmy Fallon
“If you think this is strange, just before you nod off, a hologram of Jeff Bezos kisses you goodnight in the foyer.” —Jimmy Fallon
“OK, so, he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, and he delivers gifts … uh, Mom, Dad, you can just tell me – is Jeff Bezos Santa Claus?” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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