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Showing posts with label Lil Kim. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lil Kim. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

filming themselves having sex in a Walmart and a Burger King (Rocket Man)



Yesterday, Trump posted a tweet where he referred to Kim Jong Un as “Rocket Man.” Which beats the other nickname he gave him, Lil’ Kim. –Jimmy Fallon

Today is Ben Carson’s 66th birthday. It’s a little different on Ben Carson’s birthday. He actually OPENS his eyes to make a wish. –Jimmy Fallon

A married couple in Louisiana was arrested after filming themselves having sex in a Walmart and a Burger King. Of course they were very embarrassed, so they told their friends it was a Target and a Wendy’s. –Jimmy Fallon
     
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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

To be fair, there are a lot of Kims out there (outplayed by this gentleman)



To be fair, there are a lot of Kims out there. As a service to our president I thought we’d make it clear [shows photos]: This is Kim Jong Il. He is very dead. This is Kim Jong Un. He is still alive. And this is Lil Kim. She has nothing to do with any of it, leave her alone. –Jimmy Kimmel
Our relationship with North Korea is especially tense right now. And one way or another, Donald Trump is going to do something about that [plays clip of Trump saying Bill Clinton and Obama “have all been outplayed by this gentleman”] — just as soon as he figures out that Kim Jong Un and his father, Kim Jong Il, are two different people. –Jimmy Kimmel