Donations

Showing posts with label Joseph Joubert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joseph Joubert. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

Her poll numbers will be whatever she had before plus four more people (Just the tip for Biden)


Mike Pence’s new book Go Home for Dinner: Advice on How Faith Makes a Family and Family Makes a Life has been released. The original title was Go Home for Dinner, Because the People Eating at Applebee’s Want to Hang You, but I think he made the right decision. —Jimmy Kimmel

Internal polling from Trump’s campaign theorized that Nikki Haley would benefit the most from fellow Republican Tim Scott dropping out of the race. Her poll numbers will be whatever she had before plus four more people. —Seth Meyers


In the same memo, the pollster predicted that Haley and the Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, will be in a dogfight for second place. And you can tell DeSantis and Haley are getting ready for a rumble because they both just took off their heels. —Seth Meyers


And the House speaker, Mike Johnson, confirmed that he was “all in” for Trump 2024. Meanwhile, a lot of Democrats are still ‘just the tip’ for Biden. —Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Monday, September 20, 2021

while Joe Biden will present him with some fan mail for Yoda (and the other ran a whore house)


July 2013

"Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer announced he is running for New York City comptroller, and one of his opponents is the madam who supplied him with hookers. There's a tough choice for the voters. One is involved in the most degrading profession of all time, and the other ran a whore house." –Jay Leno


"Eliot Spitzer resigned from the governor's office five years ago after he was crushed by a pile of prostitutes or something. But now he's back and what makes this news especially interesting is that one of his opponents, a woman named Kristin Davis, is the madam who supplied him with call girls. It's the classics story of boy meets girl, boy pays for sex with girl, boy resigns in disgrace, and then boy runs against girl he paid for other girls for the office of comptroller. In Africa, they call it Hooker Matata." –Jimmy Kimmel


"This week at the White House, President Obama will present George Lucas with the National Medal of Arts, while Joe Biden will present him with some fan mail for Yoda." –Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”