Do you think reading the Epstein Files has affected your personality? (Father of the year over here!)

“Howard (Lutnick), look man, I don’t think I could be more disappointed.” Except Lutnick then went on to say, as a defense, that he also brought his wife and four children and nannies along with him. Said a stunned Klepper: 

“‘I went to Epstein Island but don’t worry, I brought my kids’ isn’t the excuse you think it is. Good God, man.” According to Lutnick, the family “had lunch on the island, that is true. For an hour, then we left, with all of my children.” “Father of the year over here!” 

Klepper joked. “Just to be clear: Howard Lutnick went from ‘I never saw that gross man again’ to ‘OK, I did visit his island’ to ‘Hey, back off, I left with all my kids, OK? I counted them. I’m the good guy here!’” — Jordan Klepper

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Captain, raise the sails and set a course for P*dophile Island! (You couldn’t have tried making a PB&J just once?)

And on the Daily Show, Jordan Klepper also mocked Lutnick’s about-face on visiting Epstein, after saying multiple times on a podcast that he was “gross”. “There’s no way that seven years after saying he would never see Epstein again that he visited him on his private island!” Klepper said facetiously, before replaying Lutnick’s testimony that he only visited Epstein Island for lunch. 

“Was eating with a sex criminal your only option for lunch, Howard?” Klepper mocked. “You couldn’t have tried making a PB&J just once? “And the fact that you went there on a boat makes it so much worse,” he added. “I mean, if you ran into him at a Potbelly’s and he said ‘sit down,’ I would understand. But you actively navigated a ship toward the man. You’re out there shouting: ‘Captain, raise the sails and set a course for Pedophile Island!’ — Jordan Klepper

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Want to have lunch with the most notorious p*dophile in American history? (indefinite detention of American citizens)

Also in the Epstein files is Trump’s commerce secretary Howard Lutnick, who claimed that he and his wife cut ties with Epstein in 2005, after the financier made an “inappropriate” remark and the couple decided to “never be in the room with that disgusting person ever again”. However, unsealed emails indicate that Lutnick visited Epstein’s island in 2012, seven years after he allegedly cut ties with him. 

Asked at a congressional hearing, Lutnick admitted that he “did have lunch with him, as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation” with his wife and four children. “What a fun dad! Where do you want to go, kids? Want to have lunch with the most notorious pedophile in American history? 

The fact that you brought your family to Epstein island is not the point. It’s super crazy, but it’s not the point. The point is you lied about never being in the room with ‘that disgusting person’ ever again. Not only were you in the room with that disgusting person, you sailed to his island for lunch.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”