Top all-time recipients of insurance money (What are the odds?)

Over the weekend F1 the movie brought in $140 million. Man, Hollywood must be desperate for content, making a movie about a button on my keyboard. —Greg Gutfeld

Over the weekend the Kardashians, Jenners and other celebrities went to Venice to celebrate the Jeff Bezos -Lauren Sanchez wedding. It was the largest concentration of Ozempic outside of Rosie O’Donnell's urine sample. —Greg Gutfeld

Because Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post after he and Lauren Sanchez said their I-Dos the officient said, "I now pronounce you paper and plastic.” —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Why limit it to Congress? (proper channels)

F1, the new Brad Pitt movie about Formula 1 racing opens in theaters this weekend. Now I don't want to say that Brad is getting a little old but he spends 90% of the movie driving around with his left turn signal on. He offered to do his own driving as long as he could pretend he was running over Angelina Jolie. —Dana Perino 

In New York City's primary for mayor yesterday ex-governor Andrew Cuomo was defeated by socialist Zohran Mamdani. Cuomo was so stunned he tried to grope himself. —Dana Perino

After AOC said she wanted to impeach Trump he responded by calling her one of the dumbest people in Congress, which isn't fair. Why limit it to Congress? —Dana Perino

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”