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Showing posts with label David Copperfield. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Copperfield. Show all posts

Saturday, October 28, 2023

So tell me more about this Robert Kennedy fella (Is he wearing ice skates in the parking lot?)


I saw that President Biden's approval rating among his fellow Democrats just dropped 11 points to a record low of 75%. Yikes. Even Jill is like, “So tell me more about this Robert Kennedy fella.” —Jimmy Fallon


I saw that President Biden's approval rating among his fellow Democrats just dropped 11 points to a record low of 75%. If Biden becomes any less popular, Republicans might elect him speaker of the House. —Jimmy Fallon


That's correct. Yeah, Biden's down to 75% approval among Democrats. On the bright side, he gets to tell people that he's in his mid 70s again. —Jimmy Fallon


When Biden asked how he could boost his numbers, his staff said, "Try walking from the car to the plane without making people think, "Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh God!” It's like, "Is he walking -- Is he walking on skates? Is he wearing ice skates in the parking lot?” —Jimmy Fallon


Hey, did you guys see this? The magician David Copperfield just announced plans to make the Moon disappear. Yeah, it's an amazing trick he calls daytime. Yep. David Copperfield will make the Moon disappear. Yeah. Then for his next trick, he threatened to pull a rabbit out of Uranus. —Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Sunday, October 29, 2017

I get to hear it every time she pushes me down the stairs (David Cop-A-Feel)



"Last night, President Bush addressed the nation with a speech about Iraq. The speech aired on all three networks and was secretly videotaped by the New England Patriots." --Conan O'Brien
   
"Bill Clinton is out there promoting his new book. In an interview, former President Bill Clinton says that most people don't know Hillary has the world's best laugh. Bill added, 'I get to hear it every time she pushes me down the stairs.'" --Conan O'Brien
    
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans