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Showing posts with label Bob Schieffer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bob Schieffer. Show all posts

Thursday, October 19, 2017

I'm sorry, Bob, continue with your question (old joke about the nun who...)


    
"Last night we were discussing the presidential campaign. Of course, Hillary Clinton remains the solid frontrunner for the Democrats. A lot of voters though feel she can be a bit distant, calculated, some type of synthetic being that cries Mercury. 

Well, this weekend, Hillary Clinton appeared on all five Sunday morning news shows determined to showcase her humanity. And what is humanity's humanist humaninity? [on screen: various clips showing HRC laughing]. Ha ha ha ha. I'm joyful. Was this laughter spontaneous? 

In some instances, it did seem justified [on screen: HRC laughing when asked by FNC's Chris Wallace, 'Why do you and the president have such a hyperpartisan view of politics?'] Okay, I get that. You're on Fox News and they just asked you why you're so partisan. That's funny. 

But in other cases [on screen: HRC laughing at CBS' Bob Schieffer when he tells her GOPers are calling her health care plan 'socialized medicine']. 

I'm sorry, it's just the phrase 'socialized medicine' reference got me thinking about the old joke about the nun who tells St. Peter she won't gargle if Sister Mary Katherine's going to put her ass in the ... Anyway, I'm sorry, Bob, continue with your question." --Jon Stewart
     
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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

It was right before he called Romney 'Adolf Mittler'



"That was some debate last night. At one point moderator Bob Schieffer said 'Obama bin Laden.' It was right before he called Romney 'Adolf Mittler.'" –Jay Leno




"During last night's debate, President Obama told Mitt Romney, 'The 1980s called and they want their foreign policy back.' Romney tried to deliver a comeback but then his beeper went off." –Jay Leno




"Today a poll found that President Obama won last night's debate among a voting block known as 'Walmart moms.' And Mitt Romney won the debate according to a voting block that wouldn't be caught dead at Walmart." –Jay Leno


John Hulse painting