every show has a four wife minimum (it's your fault for not voting properly)

Major comedians are being slammed for taking money from Saudi Arabia to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. The royals over there love it, even though every show has a four wife minimum. — Greg Gutfeld 

Kelly Ripa had to reach down into her cleavage after a microphone fell down there on air. A similar incident happened to Anna Navarro, but while retrieving it, they discovered three illegals. — Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

All they have to do is learn how to pronounce about (I'm shocked Obama wasn't given an Oscar)

Donald Trump met with the prime minister of India and pressed him to lower their tariffs toward the US. Trump even offered to throw in Anna Navarro since in India cows are sacred. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump said that Canada is a very serious contender to be our 51st state. All they have to do is learn how to pronounce about. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”