two pounds of bronzer/platinum blonde comb-over/teased to perfection (I think I even saw one on Pornhub)

Trump went on Geraldo Rivera’s podcast so Rivera could pick Trump’s brain. And you thought Al Capone’s vault was empty. —Bill Maher

I will happily vote for Michael Bloomberg if he is the winning bidder. —Bill Maher

Michael Bloomberg is not short on cash. He has ads running everywhere. Have you seen them. They’re on Facebook, they’re on Youtube, they’re on television. I think I even saw one on Pornhub. —Bill Maher

Rush Limbaugh doesn’t think that Mayor Pete, if he gets the nomination, would stand a chance against ‘Mr. Man’ Donald Trump. Because Rush said, ‘how is it going to look a gay guy kissing his husband on stage next to Mr. Man, Donald Trump.’ Maybe Rush has a point. I tell you when I see a guy wearing two pounds of bronzer, has a platinum blonde comb-over that’s teased to perfection, the first thing I think of is, what a man! —Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

On the first night, Mitt will be introduced by his money

"Mitt Romney is worth half a billion dollars and he's saying he pays 13 percent annually in taxes. Al Capone paid more than 13 percent in taxes, ladies and gentlemen." –David Letterman 



"Today the Republicans are getting ready for the convention. They're busy down there in Florida auditioning minorities." –David Letterman



"On the first night, Mitt will be introduced by his money." –David Letterman



John Hulse painting