On the first night, Mitt will be introduced by his money

"Mitt Romney is worth half a billion dollars and he's saying he pays 13 percent annually in taxes. Al Capone paid more than 13 percent in taxes, ladies and gentlemen." –David Letterman 



"Today the Republicans are getting ready for the convention. They're busy down there in Florida auditioning minorities." –David Letterman



"On the first night, Mitt will be introduced by his money." –David Letterman



John Hulse painting