Can you loan me five bucks? (their new bacon milkshake)

It's been reported that Donald Trump's Atlantic City casinos are in such bad shape they could go bankrupt. Now you can tell something's wrong because Trump has changed his trademark slogan from “You're fired” to “Can you loan me five bucks?” --Conan O’Brien 3/31/2004

In an effort to promote healthier eating McDonald's announced they will stop supersizing french fries and sodas. The odd part is the company is still going ahead with their new bacon milkshake. --Conan O’Brien 3/4/2004

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”