Medical personnel credit his hard shell (mold allergies)

Mitch McConnell is reportedly fine after falling down the stairs. Medical personnel credit his hard shell. —Greg Gutfeld

Daniel Penny has landed a new job in finance at a major firm. They already have a sign up that says if choking do not let Daniel apply the Heimlich. —Greg Gutfeld

CBS has released their full unedited 60 Minute interview with Kamala Harris. Apparently they left out a part where Kamala said she was allergic to mold, which could explain why you rarely saw her standing next to Joe Biden. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”