They don’t even teach biology because it has a bi in it (God's sitting on his couch watching Netflix right now)

Vice President Mike Pence’s wife Karen has a part-time job. She has taken a part-time job as an art teacher at a school that bans gay and lesbian teachers, for real. It’s called Emmanuel Christian School. The agreement says they will refuse enrollment to those who engage in homosexual behavior. They don’t even teach biology because it has a bi in it. --Jimmy Kimmel

Not only didn't Roy Moore concede, as of tonight he still hasn't conceded. He said God will decide when it's over. Guess what. God decided. It's over. God went home. God's sitting on his couch watching Netflix right now. It's done. –Jimmy Kimmel

"Governor Schwarzenegger is in a bit of a feud with former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin right now. They're fighting about global warming. Palin says it isn't proven. Schwarzenegger said she's 'living in the Stone Age.' And Palin really should know not to mess with Arnold Schwarzenegger. This guy has been systematically terminating women named Sarah for many years now." –Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”