In congressional news, the Senate voted on Wednesday to approve a bill that will either ban TikTok or force a sale of the short-form video app by its China-based parent company, ByteDance, within the year. A potential world without TikTok is terrifying. Without TikTok, where will I watch videos of wealthy teenagers crying in their cars? —Jimmy Kimmel
The Biden administration also decided to let elementary schools keep serving chocolate milk. Could you imagine if Biden banned TikTok and chocolate milk in the same week? There would’ve been a middle school January 6. —Jimmy Kimmel
Donald Trump continues to post on Truth Social and every post is in all caps, including the phrases “WITCH HUNT” and “ELECTION INTERFERENCE” with various levels of punctuation. He keeps his caps lock tighter than the door to Melania’s bedroom. —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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