It’s like an elderly same-sex couple showing their nephew around the country club (Sorry, Joe, I got my own problem)

The Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, stopped by the Capitol to meet with Chuck Schumer and Mitch McConnell. What a threesome. It’s like an elderly same-sex couple showing their nephew around the country club. —Jimmy Kimmel

Zelensky met with all 100 US senators on Tuesday to ask for additional funding for Ukraine and more humanitarian aid and to show Ted Cruz how to grow a beard. —Jimmy Kimmel

“Today, President Biden hosted Ukrainian President Zelensky at the White House. When he asked for money and support, Zelensky said, ‘Sorry, Joe, I got my own problem.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“At this point, the U.S. hasn’t agreed to give Ukraine any more funding. Then Zelensky saw the White House’s 98 Christmas trees and was like, ‘Yeah, I can tell money’s tight.” — Jimmy Fallon

“It got a little awkward. Apparently, for a minute, Biden forgot who he was meeting with and offered to zero out Zelensky’s student loan balance.” — Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”