If you want to derail Biden, you don’t give him an impeachment — you give him a microphone (You always remember your first)

House Republicans voted to formally open an impeachment inquiry into President Biden on Wednesday. They managed to get the votes they needed for this, even though no one seems to know exactly what they would be impeaching him for. They have presented no evidence of any wrongdoing by Joe Biden. You can’t impeach someone for falling asleep during ‘Wheel of Fortune.’ — Jimmy Fallon

“This headline tells you all you need to know about the Republican Party right now: ‘House Set to Approve Biden Impeachment Inquiry as It Hunts for an Offense.’ In other words, they don’t have a crime, but they do have an investigation. It’s like an episode of ‘CSI,’ but if there was no ‘C,’ just ‘SI.’ — Jimmy Kimmel

“Today, House Republicans held a vote on opening a formal inquiry into President Biden’s impeachment. Yep, when he heard, former President Trump said, ‘That’s nice. You always remember your first.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“The whole thing is ridiculous. If you want to derail Biden, you don’t give him an impeachment — you give him a microphone.” — Jimmy Fallon

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