Insanely Unrelatable Anecdotes (Where does it end with you people?)

After new polls show Donald Trump leading Joe Biden, democratic strategists are calling Biden’s re-election campaign a five-alarm fire., which is scary for Biden because in a fire, you have to use the stairs. —Colin Jost

FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried has been convicted of securities fraud, wire fraud, and illegally making a wig out of a Labradoodle. The former crypto-currency CEO now faces up to 110 years in prison where ironically, he will be used as an alternative currency. —Colin Jost

In a new interview, Barbara Streisand said that she didn’t like the way Siri pronounced her name, so she called Apple CEO Tim Cook and told him to change it. Read more about it in this months issue of Insanely Unrelatable Anecdotes. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”