Old lab rat meet new lab rat (It’s because they are all witches)

A new study is being conducted to explain why redheads seem to experience pain differently. I know why. It’s because they are all witches. —Colin Jost

Scientists have determined the cause of the mysterious deaths of dozens of African elephants was a bacterial infection, and not Margaret, the one elephant who stood to inherit everything. —Colin Jost

Dominos has launched a new program called Emergency Pizza, which offers customers a free pizza whenever they need it most. Which is strange because all of my emergencies come right after eating a Dominos pizza. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”