you’re one step closer to having the worst job in the world (68 more and you can run for president)

“The rudderless Republicans in Congress have moved tantalizingly close to doing the bare minimum, as they chose Steve Scalise to be the nominee to possibly then be speaker of the House. Congratulations Steve, you’re one step closer to having the worst job in the world, just one wrung below emptying Porta Potties at a chili cook-off.” —Stephen Colbert

“George Santos, who might be the lying-est liar lying in Congress and now faces 10 new federal fraud charges including wire fraud, aggravated identity theft and false statements to the Federal Election Commission. Let me just say: thank you, George Santos. It’s been a really tough week in the news, and we needed a treat. The bitch is back for a squeakquel and I am here for it. The new charges brings the total number of counts against him to 23. Congratulations, George, 68 more and you can run for president.” —Stephen Colbert

“Steve Scalise may be the GOP nominee for speaker of the House, but it’s still unclear, though, if he has enough votes to win the speakership. Because that would require Republicans to accept the result of an election, and that’s really not their thing. If you see white smoke coming from the Capitol rotunda, it means they either picked a new speaker or Lauren Boebert is vaping again.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”