Hey, is that EMT single, because I am (Supreme Court Justice Extra Crispy)

“President Trump is thrilled to have this opportunity to appoint someone to the Supreme Court. A source close to him revealed that Trump has been ‘salivating’ to nominate a replacement — so get ready for Supreme Court Justice Extra Crispy.” —Stephen Colbert

 “Supreme court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, died on Friday evening from complications of cancer at 87. Ginsburg led a pioneering life as a lawyer, a judge, and an advocate for gender equality and was known for her tenacity, as only the second woman ever appointed to the supreme court. But national mourning over Ginsburg’s death was quickly overshadowed by political maneuvering, as the Senate majority leader, Mitch McConnell, who in 2016 opposed confirming Barack Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland to the supreme court during an election year, released a statement just hours after Ginsburg’s death saying: ‘President Trump’s nominee will receive a vote on the floor of the United States Senate.’ He couldn’t even wait until the morning. That’s like a husband rushing to the scene of the accident and going, ‘No, not my wife! Hey, is that EMT single, because I am.’” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”