He drobbed a bomb every 20 minutes for 8 years (the only debates to air on the Turner Classic Movie Channel)

I cannot be more excited for the Biden/Trump debates. They’re going to be the first debates sponsored by a Jamaican nurse. As well as the only debates to air on the Turner Classic Movie Channel. —Colin Jost

Two men were arrested in India trying to smuggle in whale vomit. Or as it’s known commercially, a Shamrock shake. —Colin Jost

Joe Biden just picked up an endorsement from the governor of Michigan. It makes sense that she would endorse Biden, because the state of Michigan kind of looks like a hand trying to touch a lady’s hair. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”