Wow, wait till his boss at the factory hears about this (which was a huge relief because they shot it 15 times)

“Police in Ohio say that a report of a homeless man sleeping on a bench turned out to be a statue, which was a huge relief because they shot it 15 times.” —Michael Che

“Doctors in China removed more than 120 magnetic beads swallowed by a five-year-old boy. Wow, wait till his boss at the factory hears about this.” —Michael Che

I’m not even really a democrat. I just vote Not Republican. Democrats are like condoms to me. I’ll use them because it’s safer, I guess, but it doesn’t feel good. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”