We’re spending eight hours a day with Ted Cruz — how much worse could prison be? (Mike Pence’s beer helmet)

"Listen to this: In 2009, the F.B.I. reported a 20 percent decrease in the number of people robbing banks. There was, however, a huge increase in the number of banks robbing people." –Jimmy Fallon

“Each day of the impeachment trial will begin with the proclamation, ‘All persons are commanded to keep silent on pain of imprisonment.’ Senators heard that and were like, ‘We’re spending eight hours a day with Ted Cruz — how much worse could prison be?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, one senator claims they’re only allowed to drink water and milk on the Senate floor. The only other place you’ll see water and milk is in Mike Pence’s beer helmet.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”