He spent all day giving himself a massage (it's complicated)

James Comey is promoting his new book “A Higher Loyalty.” Donald Trump is furious about it because it insults his leadership, and because it forced him to read a book. --Jimmy Fallon

Tax Day is tricky for President Trump. Under "filing status," he crossed out “married” and wrote "it's complicated." --Jimmy Fallon

The race for 2020 is already under way, and a new poll found that Bernie Sanders is now leading Joe Biden 29% to 24%. You can tell Biden's stressed. He spent all day giving himself a massage. --Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”