Finally all of those midnight trips to the graveyard with the hunchbacked assistant have paid off (Gnomes and Goblins)

“Dick Cheney was talking to a reporter right after his heart surgery and he said he wants to live long enough to make sure nobody else gets healthcare.” –David Letterman

“Here's the latest on the Iran deal. Iran says they will not make nuclear weapons if the U.S. doesn't make more movies with Seth Rogen and James Franco.” —David Letterman

“Over the weekend they gave Dick Cheney a heart transplant. Finally all of those midnight trips to the graveyard with the hunchbacked assistant have paid off.” –David Letterman

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”