Crimes against music committed by teenagers (popular wedding trends)

President Trump last night announced the creation of a department called “VOICE,” which will deal specifically with crimes committed against Americans by immigrants. Not to be confused with “The Voice,” which deals with crimes against music committed by teenagers. –Seth Meyers

Chocolate maker Hershey is reportedly expecting to cut its global workforce by about 15 percent. That’s right, for the first time ever, chocolate is giving up people for Lent. –Seth Meyers

According to a new report, so-called naked wedding dresses made of lace and sheer fabrics will be a popular trend this year. Also a popular wedding trend this year -- grandma heart attacks. --Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Trump has only ever hired one person who was actually qualified to do their job: Stormy Daniels (a very interesting twist)

You guys, tonight was the big results show of "The Voice" right here on NBC. It's pretty intense. Singers with the most votes advance to the finale, while the singer with the least votes has to be White House chief of staff. It's a very interesting twist. --Jimmy Fallon

That's right, President Trump is still looking for a new chief of staff. He says he wants someone that he likes that will gossip with him. And his aides were like, "Mr. President, what you're describing is called a friend." And Trump said, "Tell me more about these things called friends." --Jimmy Fallon

But Trump's still having trouble finding anyone who wants to do the Chief of Staff  job. Today, Trump was like, "Okay, that's it. Get me an illegal immigrant." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

JOKES: Not to be confused with “The Voice,” which deals with crimes against music committed by teenagers

President Trump gave his first speech to a joint session of Congress last night, and good news, everybody, he’s normal now! So our work here is done. When you tune in tomorrow night, this will be a cooking show. –Seth Meyers

President Trump last night announced the creation of a department called “VOICE,” which will deal specifically with crimes committed against Americans by immigrants. Not to be confused with “The Voice,” which deals with crimes against music committed by teenagers. –Seth Meyers

Chocolate maker Hershey is reportedly expecting to cut its global workforce by about 15 percent. That’s right, for the first time ever, chocolate is giving up people for Lent. –Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html