under Florida law, students are required to wait for teachers to make the first move (O.K. Double or nothing)

November 2022

The U.S. Air Force is denying that its pilots intentionally flew a flight path that created a giant penis pointed at Russia. Even worse, they then fired missiles. —Colin Jost

A ten year old boy in Florida faces misdemeanor battery charges after he touched a teacher’s breast. Because under Florida law, students are required to wait for teachers to make the first move. —Colin Jost

Nearly half a billion dollars was spent in California on campaigns aimed at legalizing sports gambling online, but they failed by a wide margin. Said supporters of the bill, O.K. Double or nothing. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”