“Donald Trump posted on his social network, Truth Social, that it was his ‘great honor to have destroyed the ratings of Late Night Comedy shows’ and that the three hosts have ‘very little talent’. So proud of himself like a tubby orange brat knocking over sandcastles at the beach. I like that he says we have very little talent – that’s the same thing Stormy Daniels said about him but instead of talent she said penis.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“But if anyone knows talent it’s Donald Trump. He has walked backstage unannounced while young women were changing at some of the biggest talent competitions in the whole world. And as far as ratings go, on behalf of my fellow late-night talkshow hosts – Jimmy, Stephen, Seth – we’ve been on for a total of 58 seasons and counting. Your presidency got cancelled after one.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Speaking of movies, I heard that Tom Cruise is set to film a movie in space, becoming the first civilian to walk outside the International Space Station. Yes, even crazier, the movie is Jerry Maguire 2.” --Jimmy Fallon
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