“Ron DeSantis is using migrant families as a political stunt. You know, there’s assholes, and then there’s this guy. Sometimes someone is so terrible, the word asshole doesn’t quite capture their essence enough, you know? Because like everyone is an asshole. My neighbor is an asshole. Drivers in traffic are assholes. Hell, I’m an asshole. But Ron DeSantis? He’s like the little edges, the little ridges around the asshole that really catch all the shit.
Remember, Ron DeSantis is the governor of Florida, so why is he grabbing refugees in Texas and shipping them to Massachusetts? Why? So he can prove that America’s immigration system is broken? Yeah, everyone knows that. But instead of pushing lawmakers to actually reform the system, he’s using taxpayer money to what, go viral? This is what gets to me: if you told DeSantis to spend the same amount of money helping these asylum seekers, he’d be like, ‘oh, we don’t have the funding for that.’ But to troll the Democrats? Suddenly he’s like ‘put it on my card!’” —Trevor Noah
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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