It's the same schedule her old man had (The child of fear, the father of ignorance, and the weapon of tyrants)

"Jenna Bush was hired as a correspondent for the 'Today' show. They say Jenna will contribute about once a month. It's the same schedule her old man had." --David Letterman

"The Miss Universe pageant is fascinating. It's judged on poise -- you have to have poise -- judged on beauty, and also how you walk in high heels. What a coincidence, it's also how the Republicans pick a vice presidential candidate. The same criteria." --David Letterman

"Do you remember when George W. Bush was the President? Eight years of big time fun. And he had the daughters, the Bush twins. And well, listen to this. One of the Bush twins, Jenna, 27 years old now, not just a kid. So now, listen to this. Jenna Bush is going to be on the 'Today' show. And if there is anything this country needs, it's more of that family. They can't get enough." --David Letterman

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