So Republicans are now on the record for voting against interracial marriage? (they finally made government small enough to fit inside a woman’s vagina)

July 2022

“The house has officially passed a bill legalizing gay and interracial marriage, which is a great victory for 1995. The Democrats are trying to learn their lesson and protect those rights before Clarence Thomas gets to them.” —Trevor Noah

“Everyone is still shellshocked by the Supreme Court’s recent decision to overturn Roe v. Wade. Although this made conservatives happy because they finally made government small enough to fit inside a woman’s vagina, everyone else was pretty furious.” —Trevor Noah

“And people weren’t just angry at the Supreme Court. No, they were pissed at Democrats because they didn’t codify Roe v. Wade. I don’t know about you, but I haven’t said ‘codified’ this much in my entire life.” —Trevor Noah

“Also, it’s even weirder that 157 Republicans voted against this bill. Nearly three-quarters of House Republicans who didn’t vote for the measure, many calling it a political charade. So you’re on the record now voting against interracial marriage?” —Trevor Noah

“The Senate is unlikely to vote on the measure, as the chamber has ‘more priorities than we have time’, according to Dick Durbin, a senior Democratic leader. You don’t have time? How long does it take? Should gay marriage be legal? Yes, boom, voted, done. That was like, three seconds maybe? I can do another one, look how much time I have. Should interracial marriage be legal? Boom, bam, yes there we go, done. That’s two votes! Let’s go again: should interracial marriage be mandatory? Uh, this one’s a little bit harder, but I’m going to say yeah, let’s do it. All the babies would be super cute.” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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