It's the first time in the Supreme Court's history that Ruth Bader Ginsburg has not been the hottest chick there (tequila of mass destruction)

"In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said in her spare time what she likes to do is download iTunes. And, of course, we all know in his spare time, Bill likes to download interns." --David Letterman

 

"The United Arab Emirates says we will get our ports back if we take Michael Jackson back." --David Letterman

"President Bush is sending troops to the Mexican border. He's going to have them look for tequila of mass destruction." --David Letterman

 

"It's the first time in the Supreme Court's history that Ruth Bader Ginsburg has not been the hottest chick there." --David Letterman, on Anna Nicole Smith appearing before the Supreme Court

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