there’s no better time to offer parents alcohol than during the 20th rewatch of Encanto (relax, I only drink when I smoke)

May 2022

“There is a viral clip of a Mexican student asking Pope Francis about his injured knee, to which the pope answered: ‘I need a little bit of tequila for my leg.’ Probably explains why an hour later the popemobile was spotted at a Taco Bell drive-thru. Vatican officials were shocked but the pope was like, ‘relax, I only drink when I smoke.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“And Disney announced a new ad-supported version of Disney+, though it will not show ads for politics or alcohol to keep the platform family friendly. They should reconsider that. I mean, there’s no better time to offer parents alcohol than during the 20th rewatch of Encanto.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Leaders from Sweden joined Finland in announcing plans to submit an application for NATO on Tuesday. One of Russia’s main goals in invading Ukraine was to weaken NATO. Now, instead, the alliance is ‘on the brink of starting its largest potential expansion in nearly two decades.’ How ironic. It’s — it’s like that O. Henry story where the guy buys his wife combs for her hair, and she joins NATO.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”