which is kinda like saying the Hindenburg experienced a flight delay (Oh good, you’re all caught up)

May 2022

“The Pennsylvania GOP Senate race, a battle royale between the hedge fund executive Dave McCormick, TV doctor Mehmet Oz, and former radio talkshow host Kathy Barnette. Oz, the candidate backed by Donald Trump, reminded voters on the eve of the primary that the former president had called him ‘smart and tough’. Because there is nothing more impressive than being called smart by a man who stared directly at an eclipse.” —Stephen Colbert

“There are reports that Joe Biden, who was first elected to the Senate in 1973, has told aides in private that he no longer recognizes the Republican party and views them as an existential threat to democracy. Oh good, you’re all caught up. This is like when you watch three episodes of a show and you have to wait for your partner to watch them before you can move to episode four.” —Seth Meyers

In a new interview, Dr. Anthony Fauci criticized the Trump administration’s handling of the pandemic, saying it ‘wasn’t optimal’, which is kinda like saying the Hindenburg experienced a flight delay.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”