I guess that explains the pathetic state of their musical theater (what we are gonna do about it)

 

"School started, kids are back in school, and parents are warning their kids: do not, do not talk to strange Senators." --David Letterman

"Here's some good news, ladies and gentlemen: President Bush says he has a new plan to stop Iran's nuclear program. This is what he's going to do, he's going to have O.J. steal the plutonium." --David Letterman

"How about that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? What a guy this guy is, huh? According to this guy, he says there are no homosexuals in Iran. I guess that explains the pathetic state of their musical theater." --David Letterman

"Willie Nelson and the boys were on the road, and they stopped them and found a pound and a half of marijuana. Osama bin Laden is still loose, but we got Willie." --David Letterman

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