At least he had an exit strategy (He's going to invade the sun)

"When it gets hot, so hot you can't stand it and the steam is rising from your scalp, do you worry about global warming? Well, George Bush is now also worried about global warming, but he has a plan. He's going to invade the sun." --David Letterman

"A kid from Florida, he was like 16 years old, and he runs away from home and he goes to Iraq. His family was from Iraq, and he wanted to go back and see what it was like. He spent like three weeks over there and then he came home. At least he had an exit strategy." --David Letterman

"And you've got to love this: Sarah Palin is an avid hunter. An avid hunter. A vice president who likes guns? Well, what could go wrong there? That's all you need, right?" –David Letterman

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