"We have a new Congress starting today. The 114th Congress convened
today in our nation's capital. I thought Congress got canceled after last
season. Their ratings were terrible." –Jimmy Kimmel
I have lived in Los Angeles for one year, and in that time Los Angeles has
regained an NFL team, it started raining again after three years of drought,
and they opened the city's first Dunkin' Donuts. Now look, I can't take credit
for all of those, but I'm definitely taking credit for that Dunkin' Donuts. That
was all me. –James Corden
A Fort Worth man fell into a large construction hole while walking to
purchase lottery tickets. When asked what he would buy if he won,
he said, “A ladder.” –Seth Meyers
According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to
experiment with same-sex partners. Said men, “What channel is CDC?”
–Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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