“The House select committee’s investigation into the January 6th attack, which has called upon the House minority leader, Kevin McCarthy, to cooperate. McCarthy, who once condemned the rioters but has since re-allied with Trump, has stonewalled the committee. No offense, but why are they asking Kevin McCarthy for information now? This committee moves slower than the courtship in a Jane Austen novel. Did you invite him via scented letter? With that said, I do hope they subpoena him, mainly because it would be so funny to see him try to hide from the process server.” —Seth Meyers
“It would be easy for McCarthy to hide, in an all-white, all-male group of Republican lawmakers. How could you pick him out of a crowd? Even Trump doesn’t know his name. In 2019 Trump called McCarthy ‘Steve’ instead of Kevin. Can’t blame Trump for that one. He looks like a Steve to me, too. If he were a character in Guess Who? that shit would be impossible.” —Seth Meyers
“It would be especially interesting to hear from McCarthy, because just days after the riot, he told Congress that Trump ‘bears responsibility for Wednesday’s attack on Congress by mob rioters’. Oh boy, I’m guessing McCarthy doesn’t want anyone to remember that video. No, no, no, that wasn’t me! That was that asshole Steve. Hate that guy!” —Seth Meyers
“In other news, a new study found that the average American spends one-third of their waking hours on a mobile device. Am I the only one who thinks that sounds low? Pretty sure I was playing Wordle in my sleep last night.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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