What if Twitter was only the bad parts? (Well, his — his second streaming service)

October 2021

“Donald Trump has a new social media app, Truth Social. You know what this means: If Trump is posting ‘truths,’ knowing him, eventually he’s going to start posting ‘dares.’ (As Trump) ’OK, I shared my truth, now I dare you to hang Mike Pence.’” —Trevor Noah

“In a press release, Trump explained the need for his new social network: ‘We live in a world where the Taliban has a presence on Twitter, yet your favorite American president has been silenced.’ I don’t think Trump’s making the point that he thinks he is in that. All he’s telling us is that he’s more offensive than the Taliban.” —James Corden

“The site was briefly accessible to the public last night, and was immediately overrun by trolls, including one who started a fake account under the former president’s name that posted a photo of a pig defecating on its own scrotum. Are they sure that was a fake account? Because it feels on brand.” —Stephen Colbert

“The man who told over 30,000 lies in office has started something called Truth. He’s also launched a new makeup line called Human Skin.” —Stephen Colbert

“It’s the perfect site for any person who ever wondered, ‘What if Twitter was only the bad parts?’” —James Corden

“The former president also announced that he is setting up his own streaming service. Well, his — his second streaming service.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”