Now, I’m no computer expert, but my theory is a just god? (You're thinking of capitalism)

October 2021

“Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp were down for several hours on Monday. So if you wanted to share photos, you had to go door-to-door with Polaroids of your brunch.” —Stephen Colbert

“For hours, users were left in suspense about whether their second cousin thinks the vaccine gives your pancreas Wi-Fi.” —Stephen Colbert

“Now, clearly, this is the day the machines have risen up and are taking over, but don’t panic: They only know our thoughts, feelings, family, friends, location, facial patterns and banking data.” —Stephen Colbert

“As the panic grew, Facebook did not say what might be causing the outage. Now, I’m no computer expert, but my theory is a just god?” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”