I ended up spending most of the day talking to my son. He’s really nice! (So I panicked)

October 2021

“Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp were down for several hours on Monday. It was so bad that the only way Facebook could let the world know what was going on — and this is true — was by posting a message on Twitter. ” —Stephen Colbert

“That must hurt. Facebook communicating problems on Twitter? That’s like Burger King running out of fries and having to announce it on a Big Mac.” —Stephen Colbert

“Yes, Facebook’s entire site crashed. They were like, ‘Oh, my god, this is the best press we’ve had in months!’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Facebook was only down for a day and in that short time, everyone got the vaccine.” —Jimmy Fallon

“I gotta check out Facebook one of these days. I hear bad things.” —Stephen Colbert

“People started noticing something was wrong this morning when they felt happy for more than 30 minutes.” —James Corden

“With no social media, I ended up spending most of the day talking to my son. He’s really nice!” —James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”