You know you're in pretty bad shape when you can't even give away a Hummer (And that's just the medicine cabinet)

"It's a bad day for General Motors. They're shutting down the Hummer. The Chinese were going to buy it, but after careful consideration, the Chinese decided they don't want it. You know you're in pretty bad shape when you can't even give away a Hummer." –Craig Ferguson

"Did you hear that Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan penthouse is on the market for $14 million? It's an amazing property. Over 4,000 square feet. And that's just the medicine cabinet." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

this is funny coming from a guy who let Donald Trump use his testicles on the driving range (Could be a long one)

May 2021

Texas Republican Ted Cruz posted a tweet in which he referred to the U.S. military as ‘woke’ and ‘emasculated.’ Which I pointed out fairly, I thought, this is funny coming from a guy who let Donald Trump use his testicles on the driving range.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Google announced it will open its first brick-and-mortar retail store in New York this summer, although it will be weird to ask a salesperson a question and get 1.3 Million answers.” —Seth Meyers

“Well guys, today, the White House announced that President Biden will have his first one-on-one meeting with Vladimir Putin on June 16. Yeah, it’s a nice reminder that after a year in quarantine, you’re going to have to see some people you don’t like. I can’t wait to see how these two guys try to out-macho each other during the summit. It’s like, [imitating Biden] ‘I don’t need a bathroom break, do you?’ [imitating Putin] ‘No, in fact let’s take off our shirts and have a pec-flexing contest.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“They just hope it does not come down to a staring contest, because both of those guys have had a lot of Botox. Could be a long one.” —Seth Meyers

“According to the White House, Biden and Putin will discuss a full range of pressing issues from Ukraine to government hacking to whether or not they’ve guessed the killer on ‘Mare of Easttown.’” —James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”