“The GOP’s is purging anyone who dares question the former president, such as Liz Cheney, the third-ranking Republican in the House and staunch conservative now facing calls for resignation after she refused to back Donald Trump’s election fraud lies. Cheney’s detractors include the House minority leader and Trump lackey Kevin McCarthy, who was caught on a hot mic last week saying he’d ‘had it’ with Cheney, the daughter of George W. Bush’s vice-president, Dick Cheney. What has happened to the GOP? Back in Liz Cheney’s father’s day, if you had a problem with a fellow Republican, you didn’t stab them in the back, you shot him in the face on a hunting trip, then you made them go on TV and apologize to you.” —Stephen Colbert
“So now, the only GOP purity test is loyalty to Mayor McTreason. And nowhere is the GOP’s complete retreat from reality worse than their so-called election audit in Maricopa county, Arizona. The county already had two official audits after the 2020 election – both of which revealed exactly zero shenanigans – but Republican state senators authorized a third by a private security firm called Cyber Ninjas, which has zero experience in election audits and is owned by the Trump conspiracy theorist Doug Logan. Because of the two official audits finding no fraud, the cyber ninjas are thinking outside the box and the brain, such as examining ballots using microscopes and ultraviolet light in a hunt for ‘bamboo particles’ as part of a baseless conspiracy that the ballots were planted by China. That’s insane – bamboo literally grows everywhere in the world. If you want to prove the ballots were from China, you’ve got to look for little bits of panda fur or traces of Ivanka handbags.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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