President Biden announced executive action to curb gun violence including new regulations against gun kits that you could buy online and assemble at home. Remember how frustrated and angry you get assembling a dresser? Now imagine at the end of that you had a gun. —Colin Jost
Dick’s Sporting Goods is opening a new ‘experiential’ store with a rock climbing wall, sports fields and an indoor wellness space. Unfortunately they’re calling it Hands On Dick’s. —Colin Jost
The house where Lizzie Borden murdered her parents has been sold for $2 Million and is being turned into a bed and breakfast. Though a bed and breakfast where a murder happens is pretty much just a Days Inn. —Colin Jost
The publishers of the Captain Underpants books have canceled a spin-off of the popular series saying it promoted passive racism which is not what I expected a guy called Captain Underpants to get cancelled for. —Colin Jost
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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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