What a great story about a rabbit who took a refreshing nap (You’re gonna try to out-Florida Florida?)

March 2021

“Texas businesses are now completely open and even the mask mandate has been lifted, to which most Texans replied, ’What mask mandate?’” —James Corden

“Corona’s not over yet. I mean, Texas is still getting over 7,000 new cases a day, but their governor got vaccinated and now he’s like, ‘Get those clubs back open — I’ma get lit. Aw yeah!’” —Trevor Noah

“We’re so close to the end of the pandemic, we can see it! Why are these governors letting their guard down? I bet these are the same people who read Tortoise and the Hare and they’re like, ‘What a great story about a rabbit who took a refreshing nap.’” —Trevor Noah

“You know Governor DeSantis from Florida is like: ‘Oh. Oh snap. Oh, oh! You’re gonna try to out-Florida Florida?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Texans were like, ‘Fix our electrical grid!’ And the governor’s like, ‘OK, no masks it is.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”